2010년 11월 27일 토요일

Please sneeze in your face

Dear Koreans, listen up. If you want to sneeze in the air, I order you to inhale as soon as you spray your saliva in the air. If I get sick by having your spit in my system, I will destroy you.

I was on my way home in a bus and someone sitting behind me started sneezing. At first, he sneezed on the slightly opened windows so I thought it came out so spontaneously that he didn't have time to cover his dam mouth. But then came second, third, and so on- those constant sneezes that you can't stop but only try to suppress.

Ok Fine. I don't complain about sneezing. I fuking sneeze too but the difference is that I cover my mouth so the 'possible' virus don't escape to someone's nostrils or mouths. It's not even funny. Why would you want others to smell your spit in the first place, and get sick from it? Maybe Korean's don't want to let others' smell their spit either but why the hell are you not covering your mouths then?

I came up with two possible reasons:
 1. Korean's don't want their own spit on their body. You might think, "then it's OK to have it on someone else?" You see, Korean's are not savage as they say Chinese are. They respect others, so they go out in the public always nice and clean, never go out with white dandruff snowing from the roots of the hair or pick nose in the public or 'that girl with goatee saying a big Fuck You to the world'. no. you rarely see those people.

 2. Korean's think sneezing in the air is same as spitting. That's just wrong.

 3. Korean's don't give a shit about anyone else but themselves. This sound more likely than others. For a well-developed country, Korean's are very poor in contribution. They just don't open their wallets for those crawling in the street with rubber bag up to their waist and cassette tape playing Gospel, or give money to their own people suffering in the North. If this was North America or Japan, there would be thousands or fundraising events to deliver food and clothes if their own people are dying.

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2010년 11월 22일 월요일

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2010년 11월 2일 화요일

@ Work in Korea

I work for a private company in Korea. One thing I’ve noticed while working in a Korean company is that everybody runs around. Literally. 
 Today morning I was sitting in my desk sipping coffee and looking through mail. Some guy in the office came panting with a toothbrush in his mouth giving me some work related papers. I was just about to make the what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you face but I thought hey that's just rude.

I don’t understand what is the rush! People, you can speed walk. Why fucking run? In the office?